my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
