so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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