Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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