I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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