Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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