We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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