If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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