You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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