You work out of a Hotel?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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