i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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