Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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