Quick, to the slutcave!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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