I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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