I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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