What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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