he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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