we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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