ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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