dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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