But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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