I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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