I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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