You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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