i just made my gag reflex go away.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
