Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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