she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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