we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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