You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
