1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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