Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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