we have officially lost it.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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