Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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