So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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