I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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