No subtext here. People are naked.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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