Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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