I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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