Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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