if i died would you start the facebook group?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
wow bdsm is so cute
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