you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
God, I missed his penis.
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