i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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