we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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