why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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