so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There's always time for handjobs
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
