Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
