And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The best revenge is premature balding
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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