it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My bed smells like the plague
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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