We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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