quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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