I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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